How do animals blend into the desert?
With camel-flage.
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Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?