What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
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Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?