Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What game do bats excel at?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the baby laptop call her father?