Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How is cat food sold?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where does a scientist wizard work?