What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What sports are both plant-based?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did March say to the madness?