Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
What is another name for a cow?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Which bug is related to you?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?