How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do Scottish toads play?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?