Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
How long do chickens work?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the cat go to medical school?