What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
Where does breakfast live?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why was the dog so popular?