Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
They don't want to knock on wood.
What did the sick chicken say?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?