Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why is a computer so smart?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?