Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?