How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?