What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?