Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why is spring the oddest season?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?