Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What kind of computers do horses use?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?