Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's the holiest insect?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why do cows wear bells?