Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?