Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?