What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?