Why was the dog so popular?
He was a fetching young lad!
Where do termites go camping?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?