What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?