Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?