Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What time is your dentist appointment?