Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the cloud date the fog?