Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?