Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How much does freedom weigh?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?