What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How does the sun listen to music?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Guitarists are so stressed out.