Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?