Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
She looked fishy.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call the dog magician?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which office space loves to cut corners?