What kind of pants do fish wear?
Troutsers!
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?