What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What a re-leaf!
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?