What's a forklift?
Food.
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?