What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Pigtails!
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?