What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?