What type of pasta helps you relax?
Spa-ghetti.
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Which cats have the best manners?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call a cow with two legs?