Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
He kept telling acorn-y jokes.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?