What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?