What did the pen say to the pencil?
So, what's your point?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where do books sleep?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?