What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
You read my mind!
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the echo get detention?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?