What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Spring.
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?