What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?