Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Out to pass-ture.
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What vegetables make the best music?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How do amoebas make calls?