What nationality are most fish?
Fin-nish.
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?