What types of dogs are bilingual?
French bulldogs!
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do jokesters study in college?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
My brother is my partner in crime.