What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
A souper.
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What kind of bird can write?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?