Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's the richest basketball team?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?