Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?