Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?