Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How do you get kids to do something?